Staff Memo

To All Employees.

Due to the projected five day work week, all coffee breaks will cease immediately. The management has decided that it can no longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule and go to the rest-room. Instead, to increase employee efficiency the company will shoulder the expense of remodeling your cubicle to accommodate rest-room privileges. All personnel will be allowed to choose from two alternative designs. Please refer to alternative 1 (nobreaks. jpg) and alternative 2 (office2000. jpg) to decide on the preferred office layout.

Thank you for your cooperation.

The Management

(Alternative 1)